whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(Source: never-let--it-die)

  • Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
  • Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days
  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

australia-talia:

spamaohno:

chikyuus:

what are we supposed to do when hetalia ends

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Circles are infinite, never ending.
We simply…. Draw a circle.

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

aph-england:

aph-england:

aph-england:

aph-england:

aph-england:

aph-england:

aph-england:

arthur kirkland being a jerk

arthur jerkland

arthur kirkland twerking

arthur twerkland

arthur kirkland smirking

arthur smirkland

arthur kirkland avoiding having to do work

arthur shirkland

arthur kirkland being kinky

arthur kinkland

arthur kirkland lying in ambush

arthur lurkland

arthur kirkland being an angry pessimistic passive aggressive piece of shit who’s really fucking gay 

arthur kirkland

officialwhitegirls:

the article i have been searching for

(Source: iguanamouth)

auto-alchemechanicist:

How do people live without FrUK? That’s not life. orz

askthebelarusian:

((drew bela in her uniform..))

diningwithhannibal:

Belarus for the iron throne tbh

  1. Camera: Samsung GT-I9505
  2. Aperture: f/2.2
  3. Exposure: 1/612th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

(Source: grindlebone)